Victoria Lau
ABECEDARIAN OF DEROGATORY TERMS FOR WOMEN
A is for Attention-seeker. B is for Bore and Boar.
A Bore is a woman who men thinks looks like a Boar,
one not worthy for them to buy drinks for.
A “B” is a Bitch, a woman who speaks her mind or
the Crazy ex-girlfriend. Bitches be Crazy.
Clingy: plucking petals off an ox-eye-daisy.
He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not . . .
The things he “just forgot,” and the nude screenshots
of his side Chick. Cock tease is what he calls
the Cunt who gave him “blue balls.”
The slippery Cold fish. Cheap is the Cow
he gets his milk from for free. And now
for D: the DUFF, Daddy issues, Desperate, Dramatic.
E is for Easy; an Easy Laid. Emotional and Erratic.
And F is for the F-word—Fat. The worst thing a woman can be.
To throw like a Girl. To run like a Girl—the worst thing a man can be.
H is the High maintenance girlfriend who never even got his bare
minimum. H is also for Hysterical when she demanded him to care.
H is for Ho, what the media and her friends called her—
She was at the party. She was drinking. They did not rape her.
I's the Irrational ideas she gets when she is J, a Jealous
girlfriend. K is for that Kind of girl. A breed who sleeps with fellas
on the first date. L is for Loose, the one who would never become his M,
the Missus or Mrs. N is when the missus becomes a Nag every p.m.
O is for Old. Old hag. Old bat. Old crone. P is for PMS.
Pig. Plain Jane. And Pussy is a man who acts like a damsel in distress.
The Q is the Queen Bee. R is for the Roast Beef of the S, the Slut,
the Skank, the Stacey who rejected him. He's a nice guy but,
that made him go on a mass shooting spree. T is for Thot, Twat,
Trashy, Tramp: all names for women who have sex with a lot
of men. U is for Ugly and Used up. V is for Vagina. And W is the she
who is a Whore. That Woman. She is a X. She is a Y. She is a Z.
She is a XYZ . . . simply because she is a she.